Cam asa se intampla in sesiune.. Deci cartusul si examenul :
Hooooorey!
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So True..
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
11. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
21. Just remember … if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture.
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, because I could sure use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Bancul ‘al mai ‘jmeker’ pe ziua de azi :))
Niste moldoveni la jocurile olimpice. Proba de caiac-canoe. Astia asezati aproape de apa.
Trece echipajul de pe locul 1 ,moment in care moldovenii incep sa strige : Muie ba!! Chizda matii!! etc..
Nici un raspuns.Trece echipajul de pe locul 2.Moldovenii iar: Sa va futim ma!! Muie!! Etc..nici un raspuns.
Trece echipajul de pe locul 3.Moldovenii striga: Muie ma! Chizda ma-tii!!
Echipajul de pe locul 3 riposteaza: Ba a ma-tii ba!!
La care moldovenii extaziati: Astia sunt!!! HAI ROMANIA !!!
Oh, dar abia astept..
Pentru cine nu stie..dar mi se pare imposibil ca cineva sa nu stie deja, ca da! Va fi si Ice Age 3! Si va fi criminal de tare!
Acronime
- APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- ARMY – Ain’t a Real Marine Yet
- BMW – Big Money Waste
- BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
- CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips
- DODGE – Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
- DOS – Defunct Operating System
- FIAT – Funny Italian Attempt at Technology
- FORD – Found On Road, Dead
- HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
- IBM – I Blame Microsoft
- NASCAR – Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
- PMS – Punish Men Severly
- PONTIAC – Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It’s A Cadillac
- RENAULT – Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble
- SUBARU – Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
- WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
Love
Daca si romanii ar fi un pic mai inventivi, comici/sarcastici, poate pe peretii cladirilor din Romania, in loc de injuraturi, laude de sine, nume si ‘versuri’ de manele, am vedea si noi, ca in alte tari, asa ceva, lumea ar fi mai..sa zicem zambitoare:) :
